Lively, entertaining reviews of, and essays on, old and newer films and everything relating to them, written by professional author William Schoell.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

THE CABINET OF CALIGARI

Constance Ford, Daniel O'Herlihy, Glynis Johns
THE CABINET OF CALIGARI (1962). Director: Roger Kay. 

When her car breaks down, Jane Lindstrom (Glynis Johns of The Vault of Horror) seeks shelter at a sanitarium run by Dr. Caligari (Daniel O'Herlihy of Invasion U.S.A.). But her gratitude turns to fear and outrage when she discovers that there's no apparent way out of the establishment and she is being kept prisoner. The other "guests" don't seem to be much help: old Ruth (Estelle Winwood); romantic young Mark (Richard Davalos); friendly Vivian (Doreen Lang of The Wrong Man); firm and deceptively helpful Christine (Constance Ford); and others. When Jane sees Ruth being assaulted by one of the other patients as the others calmly watch, she determines to find her way out of this nuthouse no matter what she might have to do ... 
 

Johns is "helped" by Constance Ford
Robert Bloch wrote the screenplay for this mess, and it's proof that the man could turn out solid scripts as well as ones that should never see the light of day. This is one of three theatrical films for director Roger Kay, who mostly toiled in television, and he's unable to do much with this terrible story. Heroine Glynis Johns, with her squeaky voice and munchkin-like appearance, seems all wrong for this kind of movie, although one could argue that she is the ultimate masochist. Johns gives a good and committed performance, however, although there must have been times when she and the other actors wished they'd chosen a better project. Daniel O'Herlihy is effective in a supposedly dual role, and the others named are all better than the picture deserves. This is a remake of the silent classic The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari in name only, although some shots try to ape the expressionistic sets of the original. There is  an explanation for the strange goings-on, but the movie is so utterly tedious that you probably won't want to wait until the ending to find out. There are some interesting touches -- Caligari has a revolving door into his office, and there's a glass panel above Johns' bathtub into which people can peek as she bathes -- but they aren't enough to save this from the scrapheap.

Verdict: A waste of talent and celluloid. *1/2. 

2 comments:

angelman66 said...

Have only read about this remake and have never seen it. Love the moody expressionistic silent original. You made me laugh with your assessment of Glynis Johns - her distinctive querulous voice must indeed have seemed quite out of place here. But LOVE Connie Ford...not only was she amazing in A Summer Place and deserved an oscar nod, she was also so great as bitchy Rachel's long-suffering mom Ada on NBC's Another World. I miss a good soap! May tune in just to catch a glimpse of these stars at work...
-Chris

William said...

Yes, Chris, I also have always loved Constance Ford. She was always vivid and affecting. Her character in Summer Place was one-dimensional, but I thought she still managed to bring the rather desperate woman to life, and she was heartbreaking in the classic Hitchcock TV episode "The Creeper." Never saw Another World -- although I bet Ford enlivened the proceedings -- although for awhile I was addicted to Young and the Restless.