GREAT OLD MOVIES

BACK FROM ETERNITY  (1956). Director: John Farrow. In this widescreen if black and white remake of Five Came Back  (which was also directe...

EVIL DEAD 2 (1987/AKA Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn ). Director: Sam Raimi.  Not so much a sequel as a revisioning (and parody) of Raimi'...

FILMS I JUST COULDN'T FINISH ROUND  3 . These are not reviews, per se, but notes on films that I watched or suffered through until ...

James Olson and Lee Grant THE MAFU CAGE  (aka Deviation /1978). Director: Karen Arthur. Ellen (Lee Grant) lives with her strange sist...

The scientists explore the Shimmer ANNIHILATION  (2018). Written and directed by Alex Garland. Ex-soldier Lena (Natalie Portman) has ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger TOTAL RECALL  (1990). Director: Paul Verhoeven. In the future Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) goes to a fi...

CRAB MONSTERS, TEENAGE CAVEMEN, AND CANDY STRIPE NURSES -- ROGER CORMAN: KING OF THE B MOVIE Chris Nashawaty. Abrams; 2013. This is a hu...

Shelley Fabares and Elvis Presley GIRL HAPPY  (1965). Director: Boris Sagal. Club owner Big Frank (Harold J. Stone) is afraid of what ...

Call her Miss Ross BEACH BALL (1965). Director: Lennie Weinrib. " Wriggle, wriggle. Dr. Tickle, Dr. Tickle, Right now. " -- ...

Do you ever find yourself watching a film you don't remember and suddenly realize that you've seen it before? Even before  Great O...

Shirley Eaton as Sumuru  or Sumitra or Sumanda THE GIRL FROM RIO  (aka Rio 70 /aka Die sieben Manner der Sumuru /1969). Director: Jess F...

SHOWGIRLS  (1995). Director: Paul Verhoeven. " Must be weird -- not having anybody cum on ya ." Tossed around by life, Noni ...

DIE SCREAMING MARIANNE  (1971). Director: Pete Walker. Marianne Evans (Susan George) is supposed to be marrying Sebastian (Christopher S...

HEAR ME GOOD  (1957). Writer/producer/director: Don McGuire. " I've always wanted to be a Very Important Freak , Mr. Holland ....

  KISS KISS BANG BANG (1966). Director: Duccio Tessari. Kirk Warren (Giulano Gemma) is about to be executed when he receives a pardo...

Shirley Eaton as the evil Sumuru  THE MILLION EYES OF SUMURU  (1967).  Director: Lindsay Shonteff.  Back in the 1950s Sax Rohmer, ...

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck GIGLI  (2003). Writer/director: Martin Brest. A "cute" (that is "nice") hit man nam...

BEYOND THE TIME BARRIER (1960). Director: Edgar G. Ulmer. Major William Allison (Robert Clarke) flies his plane on a test run and someh...

James Ellison and Robert Lowery WHEN THE GIRLS TAKE OVER (1962). Director: Russell Hayden. On the island of Hondorica, whose chief ex...

Sharks fly through the air in Sharknado SHARKNADO (2013 telefilm). Director: Anthony C. Ferrante. A hurricane picks sharks right up o...